*receives phone call*
Me: Hello?
Artemis: ...*fuzzy background noise, not talking into the phone*... can you do lunch...
Me: He-hello?
Artemis: ...*still fuzzy, still not talking into the phone* ...right [indistinguishable], right, ok so...
Me: Bye.
*opens SMS*
Me: I think you just butt dialed me.
Artemis: I just butt dialed everyone.
Just when you think you're unique, someone rains on your parade.
