Monday, April 9, 2012
An Episode of TV
Red: We accidentally had a party. It was supposed to be, "Meet here, and we'll figure put where we're going." And of the visiting guests from out of town, plus everyone who wanted to see them, plus those people's friends, I finally kicked everyone out at midnight to go to the bar.
Then there was dancing, more drinking, insistence on going to more bars.
And then I was being mean to one friend while laying on my bathroom floor.
Me: Why is this not an episode of television?
Red: There are about 900 photos as well as an hour of video on my friend's camera. I don't know what I took.
Me: Shame I wasn't there. Your camera would be filled with zipperfly crotch-shots.
Red: His camera is a fancy one so we actually had photo shoots on the roof and then did long exposure light writing which naturally turned into glowing penis.
Me: "Long exposure" ... "penis". Well done.
Red: Oh I can't believe I forgot to tell you about the erection.
Red: We ended up at another friend's place alone because he had to leave to take care of something, so he left us with his keys to lock up when we were done. We had been drinking and were sooo goofy and wanted to do something... so we made a fake "him" in his bed with a t-shirt over pillows, and a blow up of his mug shot as his face. Then we put a traffic cone under the sheets where his penis would be to make for a HUGE erection.
Red: I know there are photos of that including some interactive ones that are VERY suggestive for all 3 of us involved.
Posted by MrCHUPON at 8:01 AM