Thursday, October 6, 2011

Pissing contest


Creed: I have had to pee SO much today... ... ...sorry, TMI.

Melon: I need to bring in my new hydration system.*

Creed: Yeah, so, in the bathroom, I was thinking, "Operation Hydration" has turned into, "Operation Bladder Evacuation".



Melon: HAAAAAAAAAAAA

Creed: ....you're welcome.

Melon: HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA** Send that to Chupon. I'm sure you'll star in his next Shark blog.

Creed: You HAVE to tell him. Fingers crossed!***

*It's a carafe with a small cup for a lid. But, sure, "system."
** It's never too late in life to enjoy pee jokes.
*** Your resume was sloppy but your audition was decent. You're welcome.

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