Malvo: Okay, so you remember how David Carradine died??
Nunnery: That was the "Kung Fu" guy, right?
Me: That happened so long ago... I forgot.
Malvo: It was like, erauto... erotic automatic...
Nunnery: ...sphincterization... automatic eros... strangulation?
Me: Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
Malvo & Nunnery Oh riiight.
*awkward silence*
Me: Well he died happy.
Waitress: ... ... ...um, so anything to drink?
Me: Yeah I'll try the Green Monstah brew. ... ... ...We're normal, I swear.
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