Princess Blah Blah Blahnik: Omg, I feel so fucking dumb now. Wow, there's a lot of airhead in me.
Me: No, I'm just a master of puns, that's all.
Princess Blah Blah Blahnik: No seriously. I'd share my Flo Rida story but I'm afraid you'd post it.
Me: Too late. You're obligated. And I don't think anyone will know what a Rubik Coalyard is anyhow.
Princess Blah Blah Blahnik: Omg you can't give me a better name!? :(
Me: Well what do you want me to call you? Tequilyer? Sparkles? Sparquila? Drunkard?
Princess Blah Blah Blahnik: I just want something a little more feminine.
Me: Ok. "Hercules" it is.
Princess Blah Blah Blahnik: You suck ass.
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