Collaborative Text Massages

Jane to me: Omg, I just had the funniest exchange with Miguel, Joel and Sneezy...

*begin transmission*

Joel's text to Jane: Are you posting photos right now?!?!?!

Miguel's text to Jane: Are you posting photos right now?!?!?!

Sneezy's text to Jane: Are you posting photos right now?!?!?!

Jane to Joel, Miguel and Sneezy: NO! I'm done now! Are you all together?

Joel to Jane: No, who's all together???

Miguel to Jane: No, who's all together???

Sneezy to Jane: No, who's all together???

Jane to Joel, Miguel and Sneezy: Oh my bad! Whatcha doin?

Sneezy: At home, playing Guitar Hero.

Joel: At home, playing the Beatles: Rock Band.

Miguel: At home, playing Barbie Horse Adventure.

Rawr

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Octopi still win.

Bottomless Birthday

Chris, on the "explosive" and tongue-burning quail eggs during Hot Pot dinners:
"I like it when things explode in my mouth."

Further commenting on those same quail eggs:
Bottomless: "Yeah, those are the Rooster Testicles."
Cindy: "Wouldn't they be bigger?"

Pat, on attempting lewd Yo-Yo tricks:
"I was just trying to remember how to do 'The Ovary'..."

Chris vs. the waiter at Little Lamb Hot Pot:
Chris: "One half and half."
Waiter: "Beef?"
Chris: "And lamb."
Waiter: "...beef?"
Chris: "...lamb."
*pause*
*waiter walks away*

A juvenile exchange, about four beers into Karaoke:
Bottomless: "I'll be right back--I'm going to the bathroom."
Me: "Yeah girl, you take that dump!"
Bottomless: "You're just ridiculous!"
Me: "Your face is ridiculous."

A Facebook Chat

One day, while on Facebook chat on the PC...

Jane
are you on the computer?

Jane
dumb question
lol