AAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Super shark

Despite this, octopi still win.

I want to punch Lady Gaga

Yeah you're awesome Lady CaCa

Angry Pirates

Silkyy Johnson's Facebook Status: "Oh man I just found out what an Angry Pirate is lol."

Facebook Comments

L-Boogie:
Please share wat dat is......lol

Silkyy Johnson:
When a guy is recieving head from a female, he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing the her to cover her eye with one hand which simulates an eye patch. Then u kick her shin causing her to jump around on one foot like she has a peg leg & now she's an angry pirate lol.

L-Boogie:
Lmao........TO FUCKIN FUNNY

Austin:
Angry Pirates aren't above biting.

Silkyy Johnson:
Lol lol

Austin:
"So this is how you repay me for inducing your ARRRRRRRRRRRR-gasm."
I'm awesome.

R-Lean:
LMAO!

T-Mitch:
lmbo lolol

Rich MD:
I cant even believe you would share this LOL. that's ridiculous and just down right idiotic if someone lets a man do that

Austin:
"Arrrr, ye didn't even smack me booty."

L-Boogie:
LMFAO...@ AUSTIN

Austin:
"I'll never let ye plunder down under again. Arrr."
And I'm out of awesome.

Double Entendres and Men

[[Facebook chat]]

J-Smooth: He is nice
J-Smooth: I just have too many balls in the air right now
Wang Chu: Hah! Nice double entendre.
J-Smooth: Better in the air than on your chin.

During a night of heavy drinking

Somewhere in Michigan, a (not so) long time ago, after inebriation nation...

Eric: "How much do trains weigh? ...cost...? ... ...Weigh?"

THIS IS WHY WE EXIST

http://www.pajiba.com/film_reviews/mega-shark-vs-giant-octopus-review.php

YES

This has to be a joke.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/What-did-expect-Incredible-face-revealed-man-tattooed-girl-56-stars-asked-three.html

This thing:

...gave that thing 56 star tattoos on her face:
No, not sexy. Not sexy at all.

Five Catchphrase Phrases That Become More Difficult After Drinking

Goodship Lollipop

Marble Quarry

Shaker Chair

Droopy Drawers

Funny Face

Griefer Madness aka OMFGLE'ing (Part 2 of Many)

It's fun to grief on www.omegle.com -- when you have dreadlocks, you forget how to use vowels.

Predator And Th Mssng Vwls

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: hy

Stranger: are you happy?

You: ww ths s vry cl

You: ys m lwys hppy

You: r y hvng gd dy yrslf?

You: hy wt mnt... whr r my vwls?

Stranger: im not sure, i thought you were doing it on purpose

Stranger: my days been quite good, better than most this week

You: 'm s hppy t's frdy! gt t hng t tnght

You: r y gng nywhr ths vnng?

Stranger: no, dont think so, meant to be rowing at 8am tomorrow morning and exhausted by a week of not much sleep

Stranger: so will probably just catch up on it instead

Stranger: you?

You: gng t f stt t hng wth frnds nd prbbly gt mdd drnk

Stranger: lucky you :P

You: hp dn't nd p smwhr stng lk lst tm

Stranger: where did you end up last time>

You: wk p btwn lk thr dds nd chck n th bck f n lly... gtt ly ff th cstsy...

You: thnk lst th flng btwn my lgs s rslt ><

Stranger: >.<

You: mks t s hrd t st dwn, tk crps nd cln n th shwr

You: hv y vr spnt nght n th gttr strngr?

Stranger: no, i havent yet thank god, but im only 17 so plenty of time for it in future

You: gd! mk sr tht y r prtctd bcs y nvr knw wht y cn gt n ths drk llywys

Stranger: i will do

You: hy hw cn y rd vrythng m syng? cn hrdly ndrstnd t myslf

Stranger: my ex bf sends me very weird drunken texts, i've got good at making sense of nonsensical groups of letters :p

You: CONGRATULATION! A WINNER IS YOU

You: Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!

You have disconnected.

OMFGLE Discrimi-hatin'

www.omegle.com has language-ist users.

M-Space And The Language-ist

Stranger: Can you speak Chinese?
You: No
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

After a night of heavy drinking

[[Blackberry Chat]]
11:59AM Austin: *pokes with stick*
12:00PM Jane: Gedjuhalommmndf

Griefer Madness aka OMFGLE'ing (Part 1 of Many)

Somewhere in the www.omegle.com universe...

Skip to:
Chapter A: The Chronicles of T-Bone
Chapter B: Red and Bear
Chapter C: Wang Chu and the Hermafro

Chapter A: The Chronicles of T-Bone

Stranger: BEARS BEETS BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
You: WHAT KIND OF BEAR IS BEST?
Stranger: Brown bear.
You: FALSE.
Stranger: Shit.
Stranger: Gummi?
You: ALTOID?
Stranger: I'm not superstitious, I'm just a little stitious.
You: What part of shorn't don't you understand?
You: You are like Mozart and I am Butch Cassidy.
Stranger: Hahaha. You're too good at this.
You: Mess with Mozart and you're gonna get a bullet in the head... coutesy of Butch Cassidy
Stranger: I wanna see this play like I need bullet in my head.
You: dinken flicka
Stranger: Hahaha my roommate says that all the time.
Stranger: Can you ride a bike?
You: with no handlebars
You: no handlebars
You: no handlebars
Stranger: I hate you. Big time
You: I hate so much, about the things you choose to be.
You: So let me get this straight...
You: in your wildest fantasy, you co-own a bed and breakfast with the devil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

^ Back to top

Chapter B: Red and Bear

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: well....

Stranger: did you bring the stuff?

You: yes

You: wait

You: i forgot the glitter

You: are you mad?

Stranger: I am a little fucking insanely furios, but I'll get over it....

Stranger: I asked you to bring supplies...

Stranger: to make, a fucking glitter ball...

Stranger: and you forget...

Stranger: THE GLITTER????

You: I can't do EVERYTHING around here!

You: someone has to watch To Catch a Predator

You: what's your contribution?

Stranger: Well.......I brought the hostages didn't I??? SLIGHTLY more difficult and dangerous job, wouldn't you agree?

You: C'mon. They're red hat society members. They don't fight that hard,

Stranger: Oh ya???? Well they say some VERY hurtfull things

You: you shouldn't let mom get to you like that

Stranger: I had an isolated childhood :*-(

Stranger: You wouldn't understand.....

Stranger: no one does.....

Stranger: that's what got us into this mess in the first place...

You: that and the ungodly amount of mayonaise

Stranger: who would have known it was worth so much????

Stranger: I mean, mayonaise from cliopatras egyptian temple...what are the chances????

Stranger: this is bad isn't it...

You: well i did leave it out of the fridge...

Stranger: I've got an idea...let's insult eachother....you fucking asshole!

You: I can tell you don't use your rosaries NEARLY enough and the hand of Deuteronomy will smite you!

Stranger: HO-

Stranger: -lY

Stranger: SH

Stranger: IT

Stranger: what?

Stranger: !

Stranger: If you're a witch of some kind...that's seriously not cool!

Stranger: Hex me like that! :*-(

Stranger: I'm a good person, put a ... like .... good luck spell on me or something!

You: uhgg thats all you people want.... hold on

You: *Woosh*

You: done and done.

You: btw I'm 12.

Stranger: ok.

Stranger: well

Stranger: that's messed up

Stranger: 12?

Stranger: are you serious?

You: no

Stranger: good.

Stranger: cause 12 year olds are disabled.

You: i'm actually terribfied of adolescents

Stranger: me too. especially the greasy ones.

Stranger: never know what they're going to do. wait...do you hear that noise?

You: hear what?

Stranger: never mind...it's gone...thought I heard, like, a REALLY loud rumbling noise....

You: oh yeah. that's my roommates tattoo needles

Stranger: wait!!!! There it is again!!! OH SHIT!!! WHY DID YOU SAY YOU WERE 12!!!!!!!!!! RUN...............

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Stranger: IT'S PEADO BEAR!!!!!

Stranger: :O

You: i'll tel him to stop

You: woah

Stranger: IT'S TOO LATE!!! QUICK!! SHOW HIM YOUR PUBES....HE'LL KNOW YOU'RE NOT A CHILD!!!

You: we're clear

Stranger: *phew* .............. for a second there....................

Stranger: I'm not even going to say it........that was a close one!

You: you have no idea

Stranger: So, you were saying, you're getting a tattoo done? Of what? How many do you have? What age are you seriously? Wheetabix or Special K or Lucky Charms?

You: personal bubble invaded

Stranger: *pop*

You: grosss

You: sssssssssssssssssss

Stranger: What's you're favourite colour? are you male or female? Where are you from? Is it nice? sunny warm, or cold and wet? How many times do you use your phone a day? what's your best friends name? do you drive? are you old enough to drive? do you go clubbing? are you young enough to go clubbing?

You: you're my new favorite

Stranger: I think.....

Stranger: THINK!

Stranger: you might be mine too.....

Stranger: BFF?

You: tots

Stranger: sweeeeeeeettt....OH MOY GAWD!!!! I LOVE that we are best budds!

You: me toooooooooo

Stranger: :D Isn't it grrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeat?

You: matching bracelets needed!

Stranger: OHHHH...We can be braclets buddies! I want a unicorn on mine!

You: neil patrick harris just hallucinated a unicorn!!

Stranger: Useless fact of the day: There is approximately 2 tonnes of magic dust in unicorn eejaculate.

You: i take it you're not in Hungary?

Stranger: Well.........you took a WWWIIILLLLLLDDD stab at it, and SOMEHOW against all the odds, you guessed my location, that is correct, I'm in the part that's not Hungary.

Stranger: second useless fact of the day: Unicorn face horns can be used as toothpicks and or "toys" or both, but not recommended at the same time.

You: hmmmmmm

You: makes sense

Stranger: ok, well I have to go now, but before I do, tell me your information!! Who are you? are your sexual organs innies or outties and where is your base?

You: girl, nyc

You: not Budapest.

You: girl =innies.
You have disconnected.

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Chapter C: Wang Chu and the Hermafro

You: shark vs. octopus
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wtf?
You: who'd win
Stranger: shark
Stranger: asl/
You: can i change this font color to pink
You: 19 san fran
Stranger: 17/f/latvia
Stranger: you're f or m?
You: depends on the time of day
Stranger: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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